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Future husband pls 😍


Future husband pls 😍




my hair was not behaving today


Semi normal pictures that I didn’t fuck up from yesterday.


hawkguy mugs!! (( aw coffee /  H ))

“My editor won’t let any of the characters swear. Which is sometimes difficult because Ron is definitely a boy who would swear.”

J.K. Rowling (via accioron)



how do woman not orgasm when inserting tampons.

like isn’t just like having sex idgi?

This sounds like a Mitt Romney diary entry.

a discussion on sexual orientation
  • me: *explaining various sexual orientations to a classmate*
  • classmate: wait, what's polyamory?
  • me: well, it's when someone has more than one intimate relationship at a time with the knowledge and consent of everyone involved.
  • professor: *overhears from front of class*
  • professor: that is d i s g u s t i n g
  • me: *defensively* um, actually, no it's--
  • professor: how DARE they put a greek prefix on a latin root like that?! What right do they have to decimate my beautiful antiquated languages?!?! GREEK AND LATIN DO NOT FRATERNIZE THIS IS LIKE THAT STUPID ROMANTIC SUBPLOT BETWEEN THAT DWARF AND THAT ELF IN THE DESOLATION OF SMAUG NO NO NO NO NO NO!!!
  • me: ....
  • me: ....
  • me: ....
  • professor: it should be polyerosy

oi thar. i'm christy and canadian. i'm a theatre technician and a writer. i do this for me and i can only hope that followers follow me because they like what i post. i don't follow back just because you follow me.

my days of the week:
skyline sunday
map monday
(whatever's in my queue tuesday)
open road wednesday
(whatever's in my queue thursday)
fashion friday
submerged saturday

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